Riddles
The following are some clever riddles. I hope they provide you with some amusement. ^_^Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
On their feet.
What always ends everything?
The letter g.
A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
The prisoner will say: "You people are going to hang me!" If they hang him, he told the truth. If they shoot him, he lied.
Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
The man is Mrs. Albright's travel agent. She bought a round trip ticket for herself and yet only a one-way ticket for her husband, knowing ahead of time that poor Mr. Albright would never make the trip home.
I am light as a feather, but big as a barn. Sixty horses can't pull me off the ground. What am I?
The barn's shadow
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble, step on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What is the thing that is muttering and grumbling?
Dead leaves after they fall from the trees in autumn.
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